The Expendables 3 Is So Bad, California Will Keep Death Penalty

The Expendables 3 Is So Bad, California Will Keep Death Penalty 

We have seen it. And we almost gauged our eyes out in the process…
It is a piece of travesty. If you thought the first or second one was bad….well, you have no idea.

All these famous actors manage to put up there worst “acting” to date accompanied with horrid CGI too.
Didn’t they get enough money to at least keep the effects up to date?
And the acting…well. Let´s put it like this. We think that probably Arnold S did the most believable acting in this movie. That says a lot. “Get in da CHOPPA!”

The Expendables 3 Is So Bad, California Will Keep Death Penalty

 

The story is flimsy at best. Nothing in the action scenes are remotely believable. They replace (Spoiler warning: or whatever, if it makes any difference we doubt..), the whole team with some unknown bunch of kids. Who cares? What a waste of all those action Names that these movies are built upon. It makes no sense whatsoever.
And then we have Harrison Ford and Mel Gibson…
What the hell did Harrison Ford do in this movie?
And Mel Gibson does an OK build up as the Bad Guy. Although there´s a lot of over acting here as well..
But then (yeah yeah spoiler spoiler) when the final battle between the bad and good arrives, it takes seconds and it is just dropped…
Are they not bothered to make a whole fight scene. Just getting too old or what?

Wow, this was a complete waste of time.
Spare yourself and see something else is our advice..you got nothing to gain from this apart from shame.